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THE FACULTY
MRS LISA MARNEY
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 6 (The 'Fire')
Family:
Isla Marney (daughter)
Interesting facts:
First headship
Caught her husband in bed with the babysitter upon returning early from a parents evening
Paints red nail polish on the soles of her Primark heels to pass them off as Louboutin
PROFESSOR CARLISLE DUFF
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 5 (The Explosion)
Family:
Ella Duff (granddaughter)
Interesting facts:
Falcon House dorm master
History teacher
Crowned an 'octochamp' on TV game show 'Countdown'
MR BOB McDONALD
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 40 (The Dream Tailor)
Family:
Unknown
Interesting facts:
Hawk House dorm master
Head of Faculty of Sciences
Chemistry teacher
Rotherham United football fan
MR MIKE DOBSON
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 3 (The 'Kiss')
Family:
Unknown
Interesting facts:
Vulture House dorm master
Head of Sports Department
Played professional rugby league for Castleford Tigers
Has never learnt to drive
MR SCOTT BENJAMIN
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 7 (The History Trip)
Family:
Unknown
Interesting facts:
Music teacher
Plays piano in local heavy metal band 'Meat Virus'
Married (and divorced) four times
MRS BARBARA RICHARDSON
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 7 (The History Trip)
Family:
Unknown
Interesting facts:
Mathematics teacher
Competition SuDoku player (UK Regional Champion 2017)
Married to the Upper Puddlemere vicar (Church of St Ursula)
CLAY PORTER
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 2 (The First Day of School)
Family:
Joice Porter (wife) - does not live at the school
Ki Porter (6)(son) - does not live at the school
Interesting facts:
School caretaker
Does not play basketball
Member of the UK Morris Minor Owner's Club
ALEX SUTCLIFFE
First appearance:
Book One - Chapter 6 (The 'Fire')
Family:
Unknown
Interesting facts:
Personal Assistant to the headteacher
Hates hobnob biscuits
Sneaks into the headteacher's office after the staff have gone home and sits in her chair, listening to motivational podcasts, with his feet up on the desk
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